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Chuck Norris for President

by Susan Gunelius on June 11th, 2007

Today, Chuck Norris (yes, the Chuck Norris as in “Walker, Texas Ranger” and “Delta Force”), published a post called “If I am Elected President on WorldNetDaily.  Some of his ideas are not bad, but some of them are clearly meant to make us laugh, and laugh I did.  Here are a few highlights of what Chuck will do when he’s President:

• Require members of Congress to work out on the Total Gym 15 minutes each day – or else they can’t vote on anything.
• Turn the Rose Garden into a new fighting ring for the World Combat League, in which liberals and conservatives will fight for legislative leadership and priority. (For fun, Saturday night fights will feature a recurring bout between Hannity and Colmes). “American Idol” already told me they will provide the entertainment.
• Ask producer Mark Barnett to film “Survivor – Camp David,” where world leaders will meet annually, for an all-out cage-fighting championship. The winner will take home $1,000,000 in Disney Dollars, good in Europe or America. 
• Expose the real WMDs – my fists and feet.  (this one is my favorite)

Not only is this post funny, but it’s also a great way for Chuck Norris to use the personal brand image that he’s built for many years to get a little publicity for his newest book, A Threat to Justice.

What do you think of Chuck’s presidential campaign promises?

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